My Printer Has Attitude

I recently obtained a replacement printer from our local Best Buy. My old HP 812 was grinding and clanking and had to have the paper pushed into the feeder to work. My new HP (photosmart C4280) is much sleeker looking and has lots of cool controls and functions. I printed out a three page document after setting the print quality to "draft fast." The pages were printed at blinding speed (compared to the old printer) and were each shot onto the floor with what felt like contempt. It was as if my printer was saying, "here's your page, bitch!" The best response I could make was to turn it off. I can live with an abusive printer, as long as it works.